What a good B O Y E by gDisasters in rarepuppers

[–]janjansohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really had a hard time figuring out what kind of meat lump that is in the left side.

I am tired.

[Suggestion] Stop updating r/all while I'm looking at a post by janjansohn in apolloapp

[–]janjansohn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A button like that would be a neat addition as well. I always hated when I've opened up the official app and it greyed out to refresh and thus eliminating my daily progress...

[Suggestion] Stop updating r/all while I'm looking at a post by janjansohn in apolloapp

[–]janjansohn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes sense. Would it be somehow possible to poll more at once instead? That way it became more unlikely for a post to move that much and would probably reduce the things one has already read pop up again, right?

I may be ignorant here, but I feel like this has not happened in the official app (that much).

Anon is a murderer by ArmyOfMemes in greentext

[–]janjansohn 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Thanks, that was too obvious I guess...

Anon is a murderer by ArmyOfMemes in greentext

[–]janjansohn 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Mind explaining why? The only thing making sense to me would be something like: Fake news and liberal (equaling gay...?) Or is there some kind of subtle humor? CNN = See an N?

I'm German so this kinda goes beyond my understanding for puns and subtle humor. :(

Oh Windows by deliteplays in softwaregore

[–]janjansohn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aw man I was really getting all excited about how the commenter above nuked the bullshit outta this post and now it seems like this was not an r/QuitYourBullshit kinda post.

Smoke daily and get 30% off of your life. by ntvirus in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]janjansohn -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Can somebody do the math for me?

If the average person lives up to age x, what is thirty percent of x and how much money do you spend on average in those years that now are cut off? Also, is there a way to determine how much the average person would have to smoke in order to die thirty years earlier than expected?

/r/TheyDidTheMath pls, I want to be fun at parties.

edit: I meant, mean and always will mean to say

Haha :D

Any potential here? by bsoup228 in MemeEconomy

[–]janjansohn 410 points411 points  (0 children)

I also love the fact they capitalized Rick and Morty in their google search.

Amazon $300 Gift Card Giveaway by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]janjansohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I win this, I'm gonna print out the whole comment section and eat it. No bamboozles, I swear.

These cast descriptions for 'mother!' are very descriptive by [deleted] in funny

[–]janjansohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously, I still love 'man' and 'him'

10 things you'll find shocking about asynchronous operations... by neerajmishra94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]janjansohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, fellow IT interested folk here, coming from /r/all and this is the first one out of this sub that hit all that I just can't make sense of!

Can someone explain like I'm a somewhat tech-savvy five year old to me what's funny about this?