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Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/aww
_demetri_ 399 points

It’s interesting what some Reddit users will chose to be known as...

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 3 points

Yeah.

Tehsyr 20 points

Quick! Someone do me!

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 14 points

Ok..

Tehsyr

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/KerbalSpaceProgram
Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 0 points

No. But some people really seem to enjoy smoking pcp, too. Do you.

I need to start getting to asteroids and mining them or redirecting them. I've got about 500+ hours (a conservative estimate) of gameplay and I haven't made it to anything beyond Minmus w/o Hyperedit or playing sandbox.

I also restart a career game each time Kerbal updates, or one of the mods I add breaks it and I have to fresh-install everything, so that's why.

It's stuff like your post though which adds so much charm to the game. The things I see on this subreddit are amazing!

Ninja edit - I didn't realize I hadn't logged out of this account before posting. Whoops.

dnbattley 7 points

I don't really want to ask what you set up a second account for, particularly with such an... um... interesting name, but...

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 1 point

I came home from the bars one night, and apparently created a new account, which I discovered in the morning.

I get a kick out of it being polite and kind in my responses to people, which they don't usually expect given the silly handle.

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Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/RoomPorn
gracefulwing 8 points

Gotta take the elevator to the mezzanine and it's on super bon bon super bon bon

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 2 points

I always think of Gran Turismo 3 when I hear that. I think it's 3 anyway.

I also think of an old boss of mine who was a superfan of Soul Coughing.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 111 points

I can't see "mezzanine" without thinking of a thunderously-boring book by Nicholson Baker (Wtf kind of a first name is 'Nicholson' anyway? That's like naming your dog 'Rachel'.) and of Massive Attack.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/ImGoingToHellForThis
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rabidbasher 8 points

Same, just @'d him.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 2 points

Ima send him some DM him, too. DM is "dick magic" right? "Ok, Pai. Keep an eye on my dick. I'm gonna make it disappear!"

"OW!"

"Do you have a guess for where I made it disappear to?"

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/news
zedudedaniel 4 points

True. I gave it what it wanted.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 2 points

That's cool, man. I was admittedly acerbic in my reply so thank you for not being a dick back and cool about everything.

You're alright, you know that?

zedudedaniel -6 points

I’d prefer to just say I’m in VA, rather than give them my exact address.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 8 points

I'd prefer to just say you're lazy af and don't give a shit about anything.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/television
lost_ranger 3,887 points

"If you're ever lost on a sinking ship, follow the rats. They'll always lead you to safety."

(Said in a Kevin Spacey voiceover)

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 0 points

Yeah I'm not so sure about that piece of country bumpkin wisdom. Ima follow the exit signs and crew.

lost_ranger 1 point

You do the expression has nothing to do with actual sinking ships and rats? It's a metaphorical saying.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 2 points

Ooooh? No kidding? Well don't I just look silly... /s

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
benoliver999 652 points

Guy goes out in the wilderness to live with bears.

Gets eaten by bears.

Excellent documentary by Werner Herzog about him.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 1 point

"Eaten by bears" isn't the gay reference you're going to assume it is when watching it. Dude was gay as the day is long.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/AskReddit
BigSexyTolo 12,234 points

How the fuck would I sell saffron

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 2 points

Okay....

High grade LSD. Do you have any idea how many doses are in 50L?

You'd have to parcel it out slowly to not flood the market, but you could dose every single human on earth at least once with that.

avatar28 2 points

Yeah but then you have to not get caught. The feds are going to be looking for the source of this high-grade acid and eventually they're going to end up knocking on your door.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 2 points

I'm sure they just want some of that 8 hours of hellish introspection action.

MrHiym 1 point

Does mechjeb make orbital meetings easier?

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 1 point

It does it for you.

seehp 5 points

Great! Now you can Start training to dock without RCS. I don't bother putting it on small craft anymore. It gets just as easy after a while.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 1 point

Using the main engines for translation?

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Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/television
GuruMeditationError 7,296 points

He’s deflecting from sexual assault by changing the topic to “Kevin Spacey comes out!”

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 1 point

"Assault"? Making a pass at a 14 year old is wildly inappropriate and sexual harassment for sure, but assault? Nah.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/movies
greentree20 1 point

A)who says I'm a writer and B)who says I drink beer. The behind the scenes folks on a movie set are not only writers actors or directors , for every actor, a good rule of thumb, is that there are 12 technicians to support that person on set. Have a great day and go enjoy a quality cider.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 1 point

No, silly. Not you, the author of the article.

greentree20 1 point

oh ha , didn't even catch that. Good spot friend first pint at a meetup is on me.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 1 point

I'm tagging you as "First pint's on him!"

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Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/MurderedByWords
Literally_A_Shill 374 points
Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 158 points

It must drive him nuts that Danny's tweets got a few hundred times more favorites and retweets.

Also, he sounds like a fucking slow kid on recess trying to respond back to insults he doesn't understand. "Oh, yeah? Well.... you're dumb! And boring!"

nelsonmavrick 128 points

Malk

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 2 points

Balls

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Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/politics
Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 9 points

I'm starting to think the only reason he's still alive is because of the benefits he's creating for the ultra-wealthy/powerful.

If he was this heavy-handed with creating an egalitarian society he'd have been served some special tea by now.

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt commented on a post in r/pcmasterrace
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Rainers535 12 points

You tell me!

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 1 point

I hope you have a nice day!

.

Even if you don't like having sex in front of animals.

Naivy 20 points

But was that handmade?

Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 50 points

Of course!

Like we'd be showing up to an international engagement in anything but the finest handmade core memory.

Real pilots don't fly off the rack hardware.

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