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Comcast asks the FCC to prohibit states from enforcing net neutrality by cdtoad in news

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's cool, man. I was admittedly acerbic in my reply so thank you for not being a dick back and cool about everything.

You're alright, you know that?

Comcast asks the FCC to prohibit states from enforcing net neutrality by cdtoad in news

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd prefer to just say you're lazy af and don't give a shit about anything.

Kevin Spacey Has Been Dropped By His Publicist And Agency by samiariel in television

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm not so sure about that piece of country bumpkin wisdom. Ima follow the exit signs and crew.

She isn't afraid of anything by Ibleedcarrots in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Eaten by bears" isn't the gay reference you're going to assume it is when watching it. Dude was gay as the day is long.

You buy a 50L backpack and you're confronted by the genie that lives inside it. He tells you he'll fill the bag with whatever item you wish and you can keep it, so long as you can carry it for one mile. What would you fill the bag with? by dicksypoo in AskReddit

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay....

High grade LSD. Do you have any idea how many doses are in 50L?

You'd have to parcel it out slowly to not flood the market, but you could dose every single human on earth at least once with that.

Star Trek Discovery Actor Anthony Rapp: Kevin Spacey Made A Sexual Advance Toward Me When I Was 14 by GavinGunhold in television

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Assault"? Making a pass at a 14 year old is wildly inappropriate and sexual harassment for sure, but assault? Nah.

POTUS picks a twitter fight. Loses. by TheTrueForester in MurderedByWords

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 141 points142 points  (0 children)

It must drive him nuts that Danny's tweets got a few hundred times more favorites and retweets.

Also, he sounds like a fucking slow kid on recess trying to respond back to insults he doesn't understand. "Oh, yeah? Well.... you're dumb! And boring!"

POTUS picks a twitter fight. Loses. by TheTrueForester in MurderedByWords

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 179 points180 points  (0 children)

I wish one of his media staffers would suddenly have a conscience about being in the employ of such a huge POS and start gaslighting him with faked tweets and posts.

"Mr. President, you're going to love today's social media briefing! Look! Puerto Rico says it's okay if you gave Whitefish the contract - friends help friends, right?"

Later he tweets "Puerto Rico agrees its okay to give contracts to my friends without bids! What a wonderful island kingdom. It's sad they don't have me as their President!"

"Mr. Preeeeees-i-deeeeeent.... guess what?"

"I'm the greatest president?"

Staffer suppresses an aneurysm and mildly shivers, "Yes. Yes you are! But that's not it - OBAMA tweeted that who cares if you met with the Russians? He had advisors, too!"

"This is the best news. The best. I knew I was the best."

Later on Twitter....

"Who cares if I strategized with the Russians? Obama said he had advisors, too! Я кусок дерьма"

Holy crap! I finally did it! First orbital rendezvous and docking without using Mechjeb. by Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not using mechjeb so much has opened up entirely new feelings of accomplishment and satisfaction when playing.

The thing I love most about this game is just how challenging it is. Trying to design, fly, navigate large distances, land, collect science, launch, dock, return home, and deorbit without catastrophic failure or loss of life is hard to learn. And I still haven't done that for anything beyond Minmus. Remotech and USI LS can be a real b sometimes.

I can't tell you how many times I've managed to enter Duna's SOI only to suddenly lose contact with my communications network and crash into the planet. I won't cheat by hypereditting a relay into orbit there, either. Everything must be launched the hard way.

But that's why I play. The rewards of play come from within.

Holy crap! I finally did it! First orbital rendezvous and docking without using Mechjeb. by Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It wasn't until I realized that switching to target mode made the prograde and retrograde vectors relative to velocity of the target that I could finally approach gracefully and successfully.

Ignore the Hyperedit box. I need to turn off auto-open on it.

Why Is Trump Personally Interviewing U.S. Attorney Candidates for New York and D.C.? by captars in politics

[–]Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to think the only reason he's still alive is because of the benefits he's creating for the ultra-wealthy/powerful.

If he was this heavy-handed with creating an egalitarian society he'd have been served some special tea by now.